Bill Arnold
Bill is a comedian, comic-magician, and emcee. He is also the co-writer & co-star of the nationally acclaimed show, Triple Espresso... a highly caffeinated comedy! Bill enjoyed a 17-year run as "Buzz Maxwell" in Triple Espresso, which has played to more than 2 million people in over 50 cities and 6 countries since its opening. From New York to London his accolades have been thick.
Based in Minneapolis, his show will have you laughing and feeling good about what you're laughing at. Unquestionably appropriate, clever, and hilarious. People never remember the roast beef, but the entertainment they experienced. The most important job at the Academy Awards is the host. Choose wisely, choose Bill!
"Bill Arnold is excruciatingly funny." -The Minneapolis Star Tribune
"He gives up the old boy humor, making fun of himself, not others." -Dana Milbank, The Wall Street Journal
"His magic acts are a work of deadpan genius, mixing duly impressive illusions with hilariously inept ones." -The Arizona Republic
"Bill Arnold is breathtakingly good on stage." -Colin Covert, Minneapolis Star Tribune
"a crackerjack magician" -Los Angeles Times
"he's genuinely funny with a great sense of timing" -Chicago Sun Times
"Bill Arnold is an amazing magician. His bad tricks are hilarious. " -Seattle-Post Intelligencer
"I haven't laughed this hard since the Marx Brothers." -William Kennedy, Pulitzer Prize Winner, "Ironweed"
"Arnold is actually a very good magician impersonating a bad magician with uproarious results. His two extended scenes in the show may be the funniest bits currently on stage in the metropolitan area." -Copely News Service, Chicago
"Bill Arnold genius, pure and simple. " -Times Union, New York
CORPORATE EVENTS
If you want to have a company outing that people will never forget, hire Jerry Seinfeld. If he is not available, check with Bill Arnold and he will make your folks laugh and save you hundreds of thousands of dollars. See, he is already a tremendous value!
FUNDRAISING
For Fundraisers in need of terrific pacing and solid responses, hire Bill Arnold and watch your numbers grow and your event soar to new heights. (don't ask specifically how he intends to do it, it just sounds really positive and makes me look super confident)
BUSINESS THEATER
For custom programs that will inject humor and message involving other actors or company players.
SPEAKER
For a hilarious keynote address after lunch or anytime in your meeting agenda. It is a must to keep long business meetings full of energy and focus. Talks are customized for your event, with an emphasis on dealing with change, breaking patterns, customer service, and teamwork.
Bill is a comedian, comic-magician, and emcee. He is also the co-writer & co-star of the nationally acclaimed show, Triple Espresso... a highly caffeinated comedy! Bill enjoyed a 17-year run as "Buzz Maxwell" in Triple Espresso, which has played to more than 2 million people in over 50 cities and 6 countries since its opening. From New York to London his accolades have been thick.
Based in Minneapolis, his show will have you laughing and feeling good about what you're laughing at. Unquestionably appropriate, clever, and hilarious. People never remember the roast beef, but the entertainment they experienced. The most important job at the Academy Awards is the host. Choose wisely, choose Bill!
"Bill Arnold is excruciatingly funny." -The Minneapolis Star Tribune
"He gives up the old boy humor, making fun of himself, not others." -Dana Milbank, The Wall Street Journal
"His magic acts are a work of deadpan genius, mixing duly impressive illusions with hilariously inept ones." -The Arizona Republic
"Bill Arnold is breathtakingly good on stage." -Colin Covert, Minneapolis Star Tribune
"a crackerjack magician" -Los Angeles Times
"he's genuinely funny with a great sense of timing" -Chicago Sun Times
"Bill Arnold is an amazing magician. His bad tricks are hilarious. " -Seattle-Post Intelligencer
"I haven't laughed this hard since the Marx Brothers." -William Kennedy, Pulitzer Prize Winner, "Ironweed"
"Arnold is actually a very good magician impersonating a bad magician with uproarious results. His two extended scenes in the show may be the funniest bits currently on stage in the metropolitan area." -Copely News Service, Chicago
"Bill Arnold genius, pure and simple. " -Times Union, New York
CORPORATE EVENTS
If you want to have a company outing that people will never forget, hire Jerry Seinfeld. If he is not available, check with Bill Arnold and he will make your folks laugh and save you hundreds of thousands of dollars. See, he is already a tremendous value!
FUNDRAISING
For Fundraisers in need of terrific pacing and solid responses, hire Bill Arnold and watch your numbers grow and your event soar to new heights. (don't ask specifically how he intends to do it, it just sounds really positive and makes me look super confident)
BUSINESS THEATER
For custom programs that will inject humor and message involving other actors or company players.
SPEAKER
For a hilarious keynote address after lunch or anytime in your meeting agenda. It is a must to keep long business meetings full of energy and focus. Talks are customized for your event, with an emphasis on dealing with change, breaking patterns, customer service, and teamwork.
